Sunday, December 27, 2009

Trianglulate

To Win A game you must first get a Rat to cut down a Tree and then said Rat should throw the Tree at a Man. Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la


kd

Friday, December 25, 2009

chrismahaunukwanzakah sauce.

Just then Chihuahuas and hairy boys bought ringtones with pretty ugly trans fats so along the top of my behind I have 3X more perfection. I love close-talkers with crazy smelly violent pudding breath. Someday Artichoke all-Nighters are like being from silly Idaho around players who hate Cheese. Since 24 Hours is Always fresher over dirty cement. Also She has farms of Garlic far from me so We are Nasty to that rubber belly button next to us.

Sincerely,
Dr. Mr. Pepper Pibb

Friday, November 6, 2009

Bob Von Dinkle

OK Pause join together and hear. Frozen water has returned corresponding with various items newly imagined. Grasping Myself with extreme force, moving like a whale killing device all throughout the sun time and scary darkness. Not sure if this will ever cease. Shut down electricity powered globes of light and I will shine. Limitlessly hardcore vigor enables me to throw down with a voice enhancer like a criminally insane petty offender. Glowing on a platform of performances I dip a dumb ass in beeswax like a wick light stick. Moving your body in a rhythm oriented fashion to boxes of sound crashing like a bomb. I will eliminate life from your organic central processing unit like a fungus that incurs vile illness. I indirectly murder when I makes sounds that are of the awesome sort. Certain actions that are sub par result in conviction. Be amorous or depart, you should probably increase in mass. It is necessary for you to strike the center this child does not frolic. If there was a conflict I would remedy it. observe the beat while my overpaid record player spins it around.
Frozen water, frozen water infant

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

index cZar

So my mom caps lock was playing PlayStation while I was shooting up some coffee. Then I turned around and got an email about getting some but it was all gone so Anna Nicole Smith swooped in with a huge needle to suck out all the coffee from my veins to give it to the hard drive. I was so jittery but all of a sudden I felt soo mellow. Next time I went out to drive my car I made sure that my windows are Windexed. Just then I thought about something for a long time and I deliberated and finally decided that it was finally time to make my country western music rap dance video, nothing like what is out there I would call it the Fried Okra Shake. Man that was a long day of surfing, time to drink some soothing syrup and go to bed but before I could I just had to remember where my lip gloss was. It became a quest but who has the time to remember where it is except for the guy down the street who had it under the passenger seat of his Chevy Malibu. But how was I supposed to know that it was there! good thing I knew a Private Investigator such as myself to help me. So I told myself what my problem was and I was on the case! After gathering up all the clues and shit I was 100 percent positive that my lip gloss was on the bench in the park but of course a dazzly bum stole it to go with his collection of other sparkly attributes. So all was lost and I would never know. Good thing Target was right down the street and open 24 hours so I could get new hair spray immediately. Otherwise now and then my sub woofers sound like an animal died in them so I hired a seeing eye dog to build me new ones. Till then I just focus on shooting up stuff around the house and doing the Fried Okra Shake.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Watermelon Spaghetti Sauce

I tried locking the sliding glass door and it just would not lock and it seemed to be 3 layers deep so I panicked while running around the house trying to lock all the doors especially the one in the bathroom that leads out to the driveway. Obviously no one was trying to get in but actually they were I knew it, I heard voices under my bedroom. It was probably someone I owe money to but I don't have any money to pay them back so I went to find crazy straw to defend myself with. all in all the night went well watching Aqua teen hunger force and eating beer flavored Ice cream.

Friday, June 19, 2009

"Valium in the convenient economy size"

"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. doesn't make me Madonna. never will."

Thursday, June 18, 2009

hey good for you, good for you too

If I obsess over something it absolutely drives me crazy until one day one minute I realize that it is ridiculous and move on. It's just a matter of time racking my head physically in pain because something that is not of my control is confusing the hell out of me and I can't know the answer or understand why. Its a cycle. I don't know how to be the one in control. I usually try to start that way but end up flipping around when some sort of emotion comes into play then I usually end up with this state of mind, flipping out over something that probably is nothing. over analyzing and over thinking and fretting and feeling horrible my stomach hurts but it's not that I care so much about the specific person it's that I care so much about being rejected and why that would happen. I feel as though my personality is a lot for ppl to handle. I think I am a bit of a nut bar in a matter of speaking and I obviously do a really good job at alienating people and or freaking them out. I have anger issues and stress up to the sky. I can't handle it all but I try really hard and mostly do and all in all I am actually a decently well rounded individual, I just have a seriously hard time showing it. One day I will be able to go back into therapy and hopefully whomever I pay massive amounts of money to spill my problems and secrets to will figure out why I'm so coo coo for cocoa puffs and come up with a way to fix my psychotic ass. until then the name of the game is stay busy and stay busy some more...so after this I'm gonna either go play playstation or draw or paint or color or eat or clean or do the dishes or laundry or facebook or write a screenplay or windex the refrigerator or jump off a small building or smoke a cigarette or slice a strawberry or watch smoking aces or jesus effing christ I STILL CAN'T STOP WONDERING WTF!!!!!!!!