Electric Dolphin Boogaloo

the other day I was walking in the joint where dead bodies chill out forever and I read some very interesting epitaphs. If I die anytime I want everyone to remember me as the coolest human being on that moon over there. Some People were telling me their tombstones said what their name was but I was just not buying that junk at all. Sometimes I like to chew on sedimentary rocks in the car park. Also I buy everything in bulk even coffee makers. If everyone at the cemetery would just come hang out with me we would have had such a good time but it looked like they were all too busy or whatever to play. I'm guessing it's cuz it was too snowy for them to dig themselves out but I was there so I could have helped them. This one guy I think his name was John Tyler was like yo quit walking all over me cuz I'm here ya know. He told me about what it was like in back times and I sat indian style on the podium listening away. Such an eloquent public speaker I had to gasp in boredom just to bring him down a peg or two. My roast is done I yelled at the top of my lungs. And that was such a great day!